WELCOME, SCUM.
You have reached the unofficial headquarters of the POSTALWURM.
This page was built on a dusty Pentium running Netscape Navigator while somebody was yelling at a modem to STOP DISCONNECTING.
Grab your shotgun. Check your armor. Turn the speakers up. You're going in.
CONNECTING............... OK
SECURITY........................ FAILED
DEMONIC ACTIVITY............... EXTREME
C:\UAC\HELLNET> whoami
MARINE
C:\UAC\HELLNET> run doom.exe
LOADING HELL...
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ABOUT THIS PLACE
This is a fan-made 90s-style DOOM homepage for WAD authors, MIDI enthusiasts, Shareware, art, ranting, and anyone who remembers when a website could have three animated GIFs and still load before dinner.
SITE STATUS: ONLINE
DEMON STATUS: PROBABLY EVERYWHERE
MODEM: ONLINE
BEST VIEWED: 800x600
09/02/1996
Welcome to the wurmhole.
WAD ARCHIVE
Nothing says "1990s Internet" like downloading a 4.7 MB WAD file for 45 minutes.
COOL LINKS
WORK IN PROGRESS
THANK YOU FOR VISITING!